As you can see the infamous Pasty Pinching Pony Posse are finally behind bars, which is just where they belong. Earlier this week one of these marauding bandits went into Slasher Sean’s bag and helped themselves to his cheese and onion pasty. To add insult to injury they then squashed his banana. At the time SS was distracted, he was probably polishing his chainsaw, and only caught sight of the villains making a hasty retreat. So who actually performed the dastardly deed? Was it Pippy the Kid who raided the rucksack? He may be babyfaced but it is reported that he led the great breakout of 2015. Could it have been Wild Tiny Hickok? Do not be fooled by his small stature and youthful good looks, he is a demon in minature. Or perhaps it was the old timer Quickdraw McMuffin? A master in deception, with years of experience in criminal activities. The trial continues …….
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Off The Edge Gardening 
I reckon it was the old timer, looks just the sort to lead the youngsters into bad ways! We had a similar experience down on the allotment, when we foolishly left our net bag of onion setts hanging on the fence post while we prepared the bed, only to see them being flung to all four corners of the field as ‘Big Joe’ went prancing off with his booty.
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Big Joe sounds very scary!
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There must be a mistake. Look at their dear little faces, butter wouldn’ t melt in their mouths. I’ m sure they are all innocent.
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This is exactly what I was afraid of, I suppose you think I ate it too! I only eat fruit 😉
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I laughed so much at your description of these terrorists. They know what they want and how to get it don’t they?
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So true! Glad it made you laugh 🙂
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Ahh. Those guys are cute. 🙂 We had two miniature horses several years back, and one was a bully but the other little guy was like a big dog. 🙂
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They are certainly big personalities in little bodies!
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Could it have been Gill ‘Gorging’ Heavens covering her own tracks? You don’t fool me 😉
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If only I had known it was there! It is true, I do love a cheese and onion pasty. Are you acting of behalf of the ponies?
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They are paying me in hay. I am disappointed that someone from St Ives would countenance anything other than a traditional Cornish pasty, cheesy of not!
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Well obviously my No. 1 would be a traditional ie real Cornish pasty, but a cheese and onion is second on the list. Glad you are getting paid x
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They all look guilty! Perhaps check their mouths for traces of pastry, and squashed banana?
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They were keeping their lips sealed.
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Where are the probes that would incriminate them? They can only be incarcerated for 24 hours without proof of being guilty. I hereby declare them all non-guilty of the accusations and to be released immediately!!!
🙂 🙂 🙂
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OK, they have been released, but on your head be it ……. ps will you put up bail?
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Anytime – I think 5-6 kg of apples would do it 🙂
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