There has been significant progress in the Case of the Stolen Pasty. Some new evidence has come to light which has led to an arrest. We received a tip-off from Mrs G sorry, an undisclosed member of the public. For her own safety she is presently in a witness protection programme at Carol the Cake’s house oops, an unidentified location. It appears that shortly after the said incident Mr G left the country. Suspicious by his sudden desire to camp in the pouring rain in France, I delved deeper into Mr G’s murky past. It seems that he has “form” in the pasty department. A self-confessed pastyaholic and founder member of the Pasty Liberation Front, he has been under surveillance by the Pasty Police for some time now. All the evidence pointed to the fact that the Pony Posse, not lily-white angels themselves, were set up by Mr G who ate the pasty himself. To prove this theory a trap was set for the ruthless villain. An unattended Traditional pasty was left on the bench outside the office whilst I hid in the feed shed. As expected it didn’t take long for his well-developed pasty sensors to locate the bait. He sidled up and pounced like a lion on a wildebeest, there was no hope for the incident victim. “You’re nicked”, I shrieked, as he was caught in the heinous act of stuffing the pasty sideways into his mouth. “Its a fair cop” he sniggered, and shortcrust pastry, potato, swede, a nice bit of beef skirt seasoned with a generous sprinkling of black pepper was spat vehemently in my direction. He threw back his head and emitted a spine-tingling evil cackle and headed at speed towards his getaway tractor clutching onto what remained of his spoils. Unfortunately, for him, the tractor wouldn’t start (might I suggest checking the alternator) which made an arrest quite straightforward. No remorse has been shown. He will be offered full rehabilitation. The ponies have been given a full pardon and an extra apple each. Case closed.
Hooray! Good detective skills there, Miss Marble!
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Something to fall back on if the gardening doesn’t pan out 🙂
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Good news! You won’t have to live in fear of the pasty thief any longer. I can’t help wondering what pastyaholic rehab is like, though.
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Very nasty I would imagine!
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Miss Marble? I think she’s finally lost them! Thankfully we know a good detective who can go in search of them. Keep up the good work.
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Ha!
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I knew those ponies were innocent.
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It’s all lies, I reject the accusation utterly – my tractor always starts…
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Eventually!
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I see defamation charges coming your way shortly…
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They wouldn’t do that, would they?
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They should!
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The first thing those ponies should be accused of is being too cute. 🙂
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Brilliant story – are you practising to become a crime writer?
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It may well become a side line ….
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You gave me a good morning laugh! Also a good thought for dinner if I could find some to steal.
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Glad to hear that Kayti! Now I don’t want to lead you astray ……
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