Torrential rain by 10.00, they said. Undaunted I set off to Lord and Lady Mantle’s, optimism played a part, as did the fact I overslept and was on garden autopilot. A cup of their finest Costa Rician brew was beckoning me across the moor. When I was so close I could almost smell the coffee, my route was blocked by the local farmer. Holding sway over his kingdom, in tweeds and Landrover, he insisted on telling me a joke about last night’s football before he would deign to let me pass. As tolls go, it was relatively cheap. I won’t repeat the joke, you really had to be there to appreciate the fine nuances.
Fortified by my cuppa we started Operation Plant Out The Three Thousand Coreopsis tinctoria That Lady M Had Been Tending before moving on to a similar operation involving poppies. Lord H continued his battle with the weeds and roots of many seasons and looked natty in his homemade wet weather gear. I really think you could start a sideline there, Your Lordship. Better than the usual ermine.
The rain began in earnest at about noon and we struggled on gallantly for an hour before enjoying well-done (not burnt!) bacon butties and a good old chitty chat. Not a bad day for what was meant to be a wash out!
How you manage to spin entertaining tales out of a day like this I will never know. You do it, though, every time! How lucky we, your readers, are.
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Thanks you for those kind words x
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You make my day as usual. Do you think Lord M’s rain gear has commercial possibilities?
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Thank you, and definitely!
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You need optimism to cope with the weather this summer. Either that or a natty outfit such as the one Lord H is sporting. Obviously bacon butties, done just right, would help too. I can see that.
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It is possibly more waterproof than the coat I have at the moment!
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