Seriously Mr Bun, did you really think this wooden barricade was enough to keep me out?! To an athlete such as myself this is mere child’s play. Would it be Fosbury flop, Arabian flip or pole vault (using my garden fork as pole of course)? Perhaps I could pogo stick over, or even rustle a horse to leap the obstacle (bound to be one around here somewhere), I might even use the jet pack I had been keeping for just such an occasion. I had so many options, which would I chose? In the end I decided upon scrambling over inelegantly, getting my foot stuck in the process and nearly coming a cropper.
Later I faced my mountain fears by helping to transport this barrier to the wood store. The journey back was much easier.
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Yep!
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? What?
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Go with the jet pack!
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Glad you didn’t break a leg.
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Thanks, it would have been very embarrassing, especially as I am only just back to work!
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This really shouldn’t be much of a challenge to the champion cartwheeler of Devon.
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You are quite right, but my cartwheeling is a little rusty at the moment, must be all the rain!
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Really admirable. I think I would have packed up my pogo stick, jet pack and garden rake, whistled for a horse and headed on out.
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Ha!
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Time for a bonfire.
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I hadn’t thought of that! That would have been fun. 🙂
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Log flume!
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