Today was my first day working on Button Moon. It would have been daunting was it not for the omniscient Pickle who guided me in The Ways of the Moon.
- The Pink Pig is not pink nor does it look like a pig. This is inconsequential. It is the best toy in the world and belongs to Pickle.
- The path down to the lawn is slippery.
- The Pink Pig belongs to Pickle, and only Pickle. Contrary to appearances, it is not a muddy tribble.
- Ensure great care is taken when heading down to the lawn, the path is extremely slippery.
- You must throw the Pink Pig (neither pink nor porcine) on a regular basis whilst continuing to work or it will be moved to the perfect trip position.
- Beware of the slippery path en route to the lawn.
- Sometimes, although left at your feet, you will not be allowed to pick up PP, a wrestle must ensue. Pickle is always the winner.
- If you are heading to the lawn, be cautious, the path is slippery.
- The Pink Pig is Pickle’s great love, even though it wheezes like an asthmatic goat. Forget this and you might as well forget everything.
- Don’t blame me, I told you it was slippery!
I think that was the gist. Now what was that about the path to the lawn?
The favourite toy. Resident cat has “Lumpy” which is a purple rat, I think. It was made for him by a Twitter admirer years ago when RC had a Twitter account and a blog. Lumpy is kept in a drawer in the bedroom. RC opens the drawer and removes Lumpy for a daily play on the bed. Then throws Lumpy to the floor for me to pick up and put back in the drawer until tomorrow. Sometimes “tomorrow” is at 3am when I am also in the bed, asleep. RC has sharp claws. I keep multipacks of plasters beside the bed. Though my path isn’t slippery.
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Like the sound of Lumpy!
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Doesn’t sound as though you have got in a Pickle yet, all under control.
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Yep, definitely completely under control 😀
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🙂
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Will we be quizzed on this later?
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By the way, be careful. The path to the lawn is very slippery.
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Thanks, I will try to remember, whoops!
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Yep
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Perhaps PP used to be pink? And a pig?
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You might well be right there!
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Murphy has a pig, that is a pig and pink. His favourite toy is though a panda!
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They seem to be a “thing” that I wasn’t aware of!
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I like the sound of Pickle and PP! I wonder whether you need a cushion strapping to your backside before venturing along the path to the lawn…
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What a great idea, PP is soft and bouncy …… 😀
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