There I was, happily sorting fallen leaves into alphabetical order, not a care in the world, when suddenly I was overwhelmed with the sensation that someone was watching me.
Glancing to my right I stepped back, startled. Could it really be true? Peering through the gate was none other than Yoda of the Roundhouse, Jedi Master and champion bone chomper.
“The force is strong in you” he woofed.
“Surely you don’t mean Ground Force?” I replied.
“No dimbo” he snarled “The Force, you know the light side as opposed to the dark side!”
“Oh, you mean the trowel floating and the secateur sabre?”
“Yep, that’s the thing.”
“I see. So how are things with you?”
“Not great at the moment, the dark side is strong, we need more good guys, come and help”.
“I am free this weekend, but I have to be home by Monday”.
“Fine, we should get things sorted by then”.
“I’ll fire up the Millenium Ford Focus”
See you next week.
Off The Edge Gardening 
I swear I must go back and read your amusing blog from the beginning. I intend to, this winter!!
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That would be great – all the gardeners on the Millennium Ford Focus, waving our trowels against the dark side 🙂
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It would be worth a try!
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My secateurs are sharpened and ready to go. ‘To Infinity And Beyond…..’
(Is that the right call to arms?)
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It will certainly do! Glad to have you on side, although I didn’t doubt for a moment that you would be there. 🙂
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When do we start – a bit wet out today…
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Do let us know if the AA sorted the problem……… 😉
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The Millenium Ford Focus is working just fine thank you, no need for mechanical assistance. 🙂
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
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And you are my only hope!
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This post and his expression had me laughing out loud. xx
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Glad to hear it!
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Oh, isn’t he gorgeous! And thanks for the laugh. Needed one today…
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Yes he is, and you are most welcome. Hope everything OK with you. x
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M-i-L died Friday so a bit of a stressful time for the OH. She had a good innings – almost 95. And to top it all I have a horrid head cold which doesn’t help. Things will get better. And thank you for asking.
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It is so much harder to deal with what life throws at us when we are feeling ill. Hope you are feeling better today, condolences to your OH and a big piece of chocolate cake to you.
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WHAT?! Oh, never mind! Don’t answer that. After all, this is what I return for.
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Glad we have got that sorted, so pleased you keep coming back. 🙂
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Just Wonderful.
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Thank you, on Yoda’s behalf.
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