Time is relative, apparently. To be honest, I am not sure I understand the intricacies of this statement. I nonchalantly fling these soundbites around with the bravado of a kinematic specialist. Which I am not. I am a gardener and I wing that most of the time. Except if you happen to be a present or potential client, to whom I confirm I am all knowing and glorious. What I do know is that spring has been a long time coming. Even longer than usual. Now that it has eventually arrived, it has proved to be everything I hoped for, perhaps even more. I would much appreciate it if the management could arrange a slowing down of time now. All the better for appreciating and even wallowing in the glory of this season of all seasons. Anyone know who I should write to?
Sprung
Off The Edge Gardening 
So you’ve read the “Bluffer’s Guide to Horticulture” and are able to wing it in a knowledgeable way? That’s good enough, given the state of my carefully tended borders after a week of running around after fencing guys screaming “Watch my plants”! At least they complied, watching them closely as they trampled them into nothingness. And they’ve got another week to go! Hence my even blanker blank canvas. And don’t ask about the lawn I used to have.
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Can’t wait to meet your garden. I’m sure we will get on very nicely ☺
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Tempted to suggest a meeting of disasters but I’m too kind 🥴
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*sigh*
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I quite agree. I noticed my first tulip open today and cried, “too early…”
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☺ before we know it will be midsummer!
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Ssshh 🤐
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Your local MP? I’d be intrigued to see the response…
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Ha! Not sure she could help with much at all. 😀
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A good wallow at least twice every single day might help?
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Double up, great plan!
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God; do you have his mailing or email address?
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I wish!
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Fortunately, He needs neither.
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I know what you mean – spring is coming too quickly – it’s lovely to see everything coming to life but I also want to tell it slow down just a little bit so we call wallow in it.
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