I upset a lot of ants yesterday. It probably amounted to several nests full and that adds up to a lot of grumpy critters. This wasn’t done intentionally, you must understand. I was quite innocently going about my business pulling weed out of a wall, as is my remit, when my unwitting faux pas occurred. Little did I know this was not any ordinary wall, it was an ant metropolis, and the citizens were not happy. Although I am not an expert in these matters I guessed by their reaction (the squirting and the nipping) they were indeed livid. Risking their further wrath (from a safe distance) I took a few moments to study how they reacted to the blundering giant’s destruction of their home. It was mesmerising to watch Ant Emergency Procedure (Invasion) being put into action. To see how they efficiently mobilised their troops, some to ward off their attacker (little old me) and some to rescue the enormous eggs. Nature is truly a wonderful thing, shame about the Blundering Giants.