We have no interest in you daft people at all, we are independent Shetland ponies, cool, self-reliant and effortlessly beautiful, why would we even consider following you? Ridiculous!
We were going this way anyway.
Quick I think we’ve been spotted, Pip you check that dock, I will pretend I have an itch, Muffin close your eyes they might not see us, and Tiny, well you can have a snack.
OK it’s a fair cop, we were trotting along just to be sociable, to make sure you didn’t get into trouble, you never know what those Dexters might get up to. You also never know when some apples will come into the equation, we wouldnt want to miss a munching opportunity!