When I interview potential clients, just before the psychometric test and directly after the assault course, I subject them to my check list of pertinent questions. Some might call it an interrogation. I have a clipboard and a steely gaze. One of these questions is “do you have any pets?”. Mr and Mrs Fish have two tabby cats, one lumbering labrador and three rescue goats. Pass with distinction.
Serene.
And you are, of course, subliminally telling us that you have so many clients that you are able to turn prospectives down merely because they have a woman-eating rottweiler. Here, your only hazard would be resident cat who sneaks and curls up behind you waiting to trip you as you step back. Or dives in front of you as you walk down the stairs.
Or jumps into the shower with you and then decides to play with the dangly “toys” by jumping up, claws extended.
Oh, hang on, you can ignore last paragraph. Just chuck him in the pond. He likes a swim.
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Yes. Not at the moment anyway. More importantly they need to be nice people. Which they all are.
I know you love RC and his little ways. My cat fell in the pond once. He wasn’t very bright.
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Wonderful, the photos are back in the email, don’t have to go to the main blog to see them.
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I have had a mess about, under the tutelage of Mr K, glad you can see the pictures now. However it seems I fix one thing and something else goes wrong!
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HI
I thought I could subject you to this short ditty about one of my little cats that I lost: Thanks ! I call it
greenery swag
bright sun swaying tree joyful abandon sneaking in
leaps and bounds – running smooth
far away soaking up the adoration
ruthless hunter
black beauty queen stalking
i miss you star
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Thanks Jed, that is lovely, glad to hear that you are a cat lover too. 🙂
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Animal lovers are so often nice people, questioning about animals should be part of the interview for any job. Hope you enjoy yourself there.
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You are of course right! And, yes, I think I will.
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I bet Mr and Mrs Fish were well c huffed that you spotted the menagerie before the big decision!But one tabby is looking a bit reticent about the disturbance of his hunting ground?!!
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I think so! And I definitely made the right decision x
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I meant I think that Mr W has had his hunting ground disturbed, not that Mr and Mrs F were well chuffed. 🙂
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