Clients beware. This is what happened to the unfortunate who suggested that I might plant Cotoneaster horizontalis in their garden. For the sake of my dear and most sensitive readers I have shown you the silhouette only. Some might say “harsh”, but I would say “fair”
Off The Edge Gardening 
Definitely fair.
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All I needed was your support, now I can continue my quest …..
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Excellent. Will you need to bulk order forks?
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Do you know a good supplier?
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Positively Hitchcockian! LOL
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But it’ s not that bad; nice berries in winter. Whatever would you do if they wanted hypericum?
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I have an axe ……
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Please can I put in a good word for your much hated shrub, the bees love their little flowers and I love to hear the busy bees enjoying the nectar.
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I do know the birds and the bees love it and for that I thank it. It just looks so dull, dull, dull!
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Well that is a challenge to grow one that looks good, did not that GGG Christopher Lloyd mention them in his books and I have certainly seen them looking (yes) great at Great Dixter. Trailing over and up walls is best, not as planted around car parks where they cannot shine.
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Dull, indeed. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: “It is absurd to divide plants into good and bad. Plants are either charming or dull.”
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