From this day forward there is to be an alteration to clause 3.7(a) of my constitution, my contract of business, my mode d’emploi. Amendments are in bold.
3.7 (a) All prospective employers must have at least one of the following items in order to entertain the gardener: a daft but adorable dog, good jokes, an affectionate cat, egg laying chickens, great conversation,
or delicious cake or small well-behaved children who are hard-working, obedient, don’t whinge and gaze at me in awe.
Another fun day at Nancy Nightingale’s.