Salvia curviflora, just about holding its own against the rampant lilac heliotrope. A fine battle.
A Culinary Essay
Yesterday Lionel and Lavinia gave me a big bag of bramley apples. Very kind and very welcome.
There is something I must do today, or at least make a good start, it has to be finished by the middle of next week. As a masteress of procrastination, I have decided that before I begin this important task I must first bake something with the gifted fruit.
OH nearly fell off his perch when I told him that I would be cooking a pudding. Such hysteria should not be encouraged. Surely I have cooked a pudding before? Although I can’t quite put my finger on when or what it was.
I dusted off the cook books and decided on a recipe from the spendid Lorraine Pascale. We have so much in common, me and Lor, and not just in the looks department. The delicacy I chose was called Chausson aux Pomme*.
This culinary opportunity is too good to miss, don’t fight, there is no escape, I am going to share my baking adventure with you**:
Peel, core and cut 1.3kg of apples into bite sized pieces.
Weigh apples. Wonder if it is important that there are not quite enough? Of course not. What is a couple of hundred grams between friends? Start to peel and cut into bite sized piece. Decide I need music, go upstairs and fetch my iPod, put Chas and Dave sing Leonard Cohan on shuffle. Continue peeling and chopping. Then realise that I should have washed them first. Mind you if they are going to be peeled does it really matter? Give them cursory rinse anyway. Continue to peel and cut. I should have tied my hair up first. Go upstairs to find hair tie. Realise I should have washed hands first. Enjoying apple scented hair. Taking so long the first apples are turning an unattractive brown. Rearrange so I can’t see the beige ones.
Sprinkle with 1tsp each of cinnamon and ginger. No problem, although I forgot to take into account the short fall of apples. It won’t matter. We like tasty food in our house.
Add 3tbsp of water. Easy peasy. We’ve got plenty of that, it is North Devon after all!
Then add 75g of soft brown sugar. Look for soft brown sugar. Find demerara, dark brown and muscovado. Frown. Look in sugar pot, convince myself it looks soft and brown and it is definitely sugar. As no one in this house take sugar it has probably been there for a while. Never mind, sell by dates are for wimps. Weigh out sugar, remembering to put a little less in. I may be learning. Unlikely as it may be.
Find stray apple in the sink, peel, core and add to others.
Stir whilst singing loudly to celebrate my triumph.
Cook on low to medium heat for 8 minutes. Ponder “low to medium heat” and decide on “low” as it is a new pan and I don’t want any accidents.
Set doggie to 8 minutes.
Have a little dance.
Check after 4 minutes, nothing much happening so turn up heat to medium. Reset doggie to another 8 minutes although this timing thing has gone a bit pear shaped now.
Cook until soft but not mushy. What do you do if some pieces are mushy and some are hard? This is why I don’t bake. Stir and hope for the best.
Retire to read “Calculus for Dummies”. Wake with a start as the darned doggie goes off again.
Grate in the rind of one lemon. Lemon? Oh dear. I do have some limes but they are strictly for my medicinal G&Ts. Maybe I can spare one. They aren’t as big as lemons so perhaps I will need two. Two is a bit much to ask. I know let’s compromise. Rind and juice of one lime. Admittedly Lor doesn’t mention juice but she may have forgotten. Too late now.
Add a big knob of butter. Big knob of butter, sorted. Stir again and then lick spoon. Delicious.
Leave to cool completely.
I spend this time making full butter puff pastry, rolling, folding and turning, chilling in between each careful working.
If you believe that you will believe anything.
Line a baking tray with parchment paper. I am surprised as anyone that I own parchment paper. It must have been a mistake. Perhaps I thought it was tracing paper. Happily accepting one of the enigmas of life, I duly lined a baking tray with parchment paper. Who would have thought it?
Roll out pastry. Open packet of puff pastry. Roll. Pastry. Half hardheartedly measure with Mr Jewson’s metal tape. Lose the will to live. Cut random oblongy shapes and fill with gunk. Seal with egg wash. Sort of.
Bake for 25 minutes at Gas mark 6 and whatever the other folk use. They come out of the oven and are rather rustic in appearance. I fear that I may have taken pack full of apple filling past the point that my pastry could handle. OH examines them “I love spillage” he says. This is why I love him.
I am rather concerned about how I am going to remove them from the famous baking parchment. It seems to be welded onto the bottom. Also a little concerned that the bottoms are soggy. Put back into oven with the cauliflower curry. It may impart an interesting aroma.
Sprinkle with icing sugar. Call neighbour to see if she has any icing sugar. She is out. How selfish.
Icing sugar is so last year. Decide to forgo this frivolity.
Several days later, or does it just seem that way, the Apple Turnover is ready. Was it worth the trouble? Definitely not.
Now wasn’t there something I was supposed to be doing ….
* Apple turnovers
**Lorraine’s instructions are in italics. My interpretation in normal font.
*** Try to imagine it with a sprinkling of icing sugar, it would have covered a multitude of sins.
**** They were delicious.
The Hole Revisited
Autumn brings with it a variety of changes. Deciduous leaves begin to fall, the summer crew begin their hibernation, the weeds slow, the temperature drops, the days shorten. And the hard work begins.
This week has been physically tough. I am loathe to admit it, but I am becoming increasingly dependent on Old Age and Cunning, rather than brute force. But the old gal is a long way from hanging up her secateurs and I still relish these exertions. Nothing is better than getting to the end of the day with muscles aching, face glowing, and still in one piece.
No day was tougher than Wednesday at Max’s. In the evening I was so tired I could barely talk. That doesn’t happen very often.
Unusually for us, we had pre-planned what we were going to do. These tasks had even been divided up into morning duties and afternoon duties. It is unlikely this level of organisation will ever happen again.
Morning:
Max’s dad was to extend a border by removing some turf and relocating it to one of the bald patches. In this new extension he was going plant a Salvia microphylla. He did this with the addition of an interesting brick step affair that plummeted off into nowhere. Perhaps it is where he is planning to push me when I misbehave.
I was on pruning duty. A large and neglected weigela was to have a heavy, and most likely at this time of year flower-robbing, renovation. This mega-chop revealed a large variegated daphne, most probably Daphne odora ‘Aureomarginata’. I am sure I heard a sigh of relief from this elegant lady when she was liberated from her captor. Both of these shrubs were riddled with both ivy and brambles. A war ensued and, although victory will no doubt will be fleeting, I managed to dominate these thugs.
Then I had to transport the enormous pile of rubbish to the ‘bonfire that never burns’ at the top of the garden. And when I say top, I mean top. It all had to be pulled through a narrow gate (which had to be opened then closed, to temper Max’s bid for freedom) and dragged up slippery slate steps then up a steep grass slope with intermittent mud slides and cane chicanes. Then skid back down and start all over again. Five times in a row. Tired now.
Lunch:
Yum.
Afternoon:
Move a Lomatia ferruginea. This Chilean member of the tricky proteaceae family prefers an open sunny site, with lime free soil and moist deep soil. At the moment it is residing underneath a large Cornus ‘Porlock’, very dry and shady.
After the exhausting morning, this single task should be easy, especially as we would be working on it together.
A spot was chosen that ticked all the required criteria. More turf removal. More Frankenstein lawn patching. Then we started digging. “Nice soil” we said. “What is that?” we said. “Just some roots of an old tree, we will get them out”. More digging. Air holes opened to reveal gaping spaces. “Sink holes” we muttered. A bed spring. A metal stanchion. A tree, half burnt, half rotted. “We can dig that out”, we tried to convince each other. All thoughts of moving the lomatia had flown. Now we were on a mission. We levered, we smashed, we puffed, we cursed a little.
“I’ll get the axe” said Max’s Dad.
As myself and Max withdrew to a safe distance I wondered aloud. “Wouldn’t it be funny if it was the remains of a viking longboat, the bed spring was an amulet and the stanchion a sword, and you were smashing it to pieces with a big axe.” The axe came to a halt in mid air while we rushed for one last look “No, I don’t think so, I think we are OK”.
A piece of bark was pressed into the side of the pit. As I examined it I realised it had the distinctive look of conifer. Max’s Dad then explained there was an unusual covenant on the deeds of the house, as well as on others in the area, that pine trees should be planted in every gardens. This relic must be the remains of one that had been felled and the evidence burnt and buried along with other detritus. No one ever knew their guilty secret until now. How they explained the disappearance of their tree is anyone’s guess, Combe Martians perhaps?
Next week, top of the list, Move the Lomatia. Or perhaps create a plunge pool?
A Big Hole
Today we dug a big hole. This was not on the itinerary. But needs must and a big hole had to be dug. Now I am so tired I can’t even tell you the story. It was indeed a very big hole.
These Hesperantha coccinea have absolutely nothing to do with the hole. They are situated quite close to it though. And they are much prettier.
Perhaps tomorrow I will tell you. If I ever recover.
Betwixt and Between
The meander into autumn seems to be accelerating into a gallop. Many of the summer bloomers are fizzling out with only the true stalwarts, such as hesperantha, asters and dahlias, holding firm. In the space of a week, the gardens in these parts are shifting from full flowering attack to a half-hearted last rally. Many flowers, such as heleniums, phlox and rudbeckias, are slowing to a trickle. We are betwixt and between. This is not a complaint, it is a beautiful time of the year, especially when the sun is shining. And there is so much to do, there is little time for smelling the roses or gawping at the pretty flowers!
Serbian Gold
The quince tree at The Farm has done us proud. We gathered this basket full of luscious fruit last week. Unfortunately when myself and Slasher actually picked the fruit we didn’t have a basket, or indeed anything resembling one. We had wandered over for our weekly recce of how things were proceeding in Quinceland and an immediate Code Red was implimented. There was no time for frivolous containers, we sprung into harvesting action. With our arms chocked full to overflowing we rushed to the office where Annie Admin provided us with the attractive receptacle. Ms Admin can always be relied upon for the perfect photo opportunity.
Being unaccustomed to the wiles of this uncommon tree we were unsure when it would be right time to pick them. After much scientific analysis and studying of ancient tomes we were led to believe this was the right time for harvest. The fact that they had begun to leap unaided from the tree, and were destined to become badger food if we didn’t do something quickly, also helped.
The variety is Serbian Gold which is one of the apple fruited cultivars. This means the fruit are shaped like apples. No honest! It is considered to be one of the best varieties for growing in this country. It has large pink flowers in the spring and is self fertile. The fruit can get much larger than our, petite but perfectly formed, pickings this year. Apparently they can reach between 0.5kg and 1kg each. Yes each! Poor tree, it better put on a bit of muscle before next year.
These beauties have now been “processed” and are on their way to becoming quince jelly. Hope they are sharing …..
Blue
There is something extraordinary about blue flowers. This Salvia patens, the gentian sage, is very blue and very beautiful. It comes from Mexico and is therefore a little tender. There is no doubt in my mind that it is worth any amount of pampering to carry it safely through winter.
It also reminds me of my toes, blue since our boiler gave up the ghost yesterday morning. As we all know, I too am very tender. I wish I was in Mexico being pampered.
Collecting
Seed collecting day today. In some cases the bus had left already. Luckily Cosmos ‘Purity’ is still going strong. There will be plenty more chances to catch the tiny bombs of potential.
Plans
Another lovely day in horti-land. I am now fully embracing this autumn thing. Working conditions are ideal at the moment, mild and dry for the most part, and I have renewed enthusiasm for my work. Not that I wasn’t keen before. It is just that at the moment I am keener. The low sun bathes everything in a flattering light, enhancing the looks of everything, including the workers. This can only be a good thing. You never know when a Hollywood producer might be passing or maybe an artist in need of a muse. It is perhaps a little chilly first thing in the morning but nothing a few layers can’t sort out. Which is yet another incentive to get moving.
Plans are afoot at The Farm. They may be a little ambitious. We will have to see. But what am I thinking? We have Farm Force to call upon. That crowd can do just about anything.
Due to the nature of the beast these undertakings cannot be started yet. Next week is half term and the Farm will be full of families intent of making the most of the last break before Christmas. As soon as the last family drive down the lane, waving cheerily after a jolly week in this rural idyll, the chainsaws, tractors, dynamite and hard hats will be taken out of storage. Until then we must control our urges.
Today we worked mainly in the vegetable garden. Last week I purchased some young plants of spring cabbage and purple sprouting broccoli and they were more than ready to be planted out. We dug over the area and added some of last year’s spent mushroom compost which is now indecently delicious. They were planted at exactly, give or take several centimetres, 45cm centres, firmed in nice and tight and given a good water. To protect from root fly, we made collars from an old compost bag and slotted them around each plant. Organic slug pellets were then scattered to deter late mollusc attack. The first thing I saw this morning was a rabbit running across the lawn in the centre of the site. Even more protection was necessary. If you believe Beatrix Potter anyway. A net was used to cover the cossetted babies. So root fly, snails and rabbits, all sorted. What could possibly go wrong?
Cosmos atrosanguineus, Chocolate Cosmos, glistening in the soft autumn light.
Hanging On
Despite the strong winds of the last few days, the last leaf of Cercis canadensis ‘Forest Pansy’ holds on.
Off The Edge Gardening 