GPAP – Lily of the Valley

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I have heard many people gasp at the mention of Lily of the Valley, declaring that it is their all time favourite flower.  Although I admire its delicate beauty and abundance I have never quite understood this enthusiasm.   I imagined this attachment was merely sentimental, the nodding ivory bells evoking memories of a mother’s cherished bloom, a bridal bouquet, a childhood posy.   Then I recalled my gross failing in the appreciation of this world, a missing dimension in my life, a chasm, a void.  I am talking about my, at best, meagre sense of smell.  When perfumes fleetingly return it is often shocking, over-whelming and physical in its intensity.  It is rather like being hit in the face by a football, not an altogether pleasant experience.  Furthermore, whilst in the olfactory wilderness I forget what smells are, my ability to identify one from another.  So on these lucid days I walk around with a scrunched up face saying “what is that strange smell?” only to be told with puzzled tone “petrol” or “coffee” or “chips”.  I can only guess that the (allegedly) sweetly scented Convallaria majalis, that admirably carpets our woodlands and shady garden corners in spring, has one hell of a scent!

Another GPAP – Orangish

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If there was a Desert Island Discs for trees (unlikely) and I was ever invited to be a guest on the programme (the odds are lengthening now) the crab apple would definitely be one of my chosen. Unbeatable blossom, fruit that is both beautiful and delicious (with a little culinary assistance), fine autumn colour and friend to the wildlife.  Ask me a tricky one!

The GPAP – Caltha palustris

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Taking up the mantle of your horticultural physician, and in an attempt to cure your January Blues, I prescribe one Caltha palustris to be admired three times a day.  This should be repeated until the symptoms disappear.  Then once more for luck, you can never be too careful with maladies of such fortitude.

The GPAP – Boat

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Forgive me, today’s dip into the archive is singularly lacking in pretty flowers.  In my defence I was gardening when I took this picture, no doubt doing some of my “deep thinking” whilst gazing Wales-ward on this bright October day.   I spotted Peter, an elegant and intriguing gentleman who lives in the lime washed cottage by the sea wall, rowing out to sea in his ancient clinker built row-boat.  In years past this was a bustling harbour and tourists were brought around the coast from nearby Ilfracombe, by men with salt water in their veins.  Here they would enjoy the many tea rooms, the view and a paddle until they were returned at the end of the day.   There are not many boats in the bay nowadays, ubiquitous kayaks and the odd annoying jet-ski, but few true boats.  Peter would not have looked out-of-place in the roaring 1930’s, dapper in his whites and Panama hat.   Unaware he was being observed, using the strong easy strokes of someone who has rowed for fifty years, he headed purposefully to nowhere in particular.   His joy was being on the water in his trusty vessel, embraced by the sea.  I was envious then and, looking at this photo again, I am envious once more.

The GPAP – Symphyotrichum novae-angliae ‘Andenken an Alma Potschke’

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This Symphyotrichum novae-angliae ‘Andenken an Alma Potschke’ breaks several of my self-imposed rules of acquisition.  In fact it not only breaks them, it grinds them into the dust with the heel of its steel tipped cowboy boot.  This list (in no particular order and compiled after much soul-searching) includes but is not confined to the following:

I will never ever acquire a plant

  • The name of which I can’t pronounce without inciting extensive sniggering from others, even after prolonged practice on my part.
  • Whose moniker does not fit onto a standard plant label however weeny you write.
  • That has been renamed to the detriment of the sensitive gardener (in the good old days when it was simply “Aster” life was so much easier).
  • That has designs on world domination.
  • That is best friends with powdery mildew.

I can’t even stick to my own rules, there really is no hope.  She is rather pretty though, don’t you think?

The GPAP – Auricula

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As befits my disorderly personality, I am not undertaking The Great Photo Archiving Project in a methodical manner.  I am closing my eyes and picking a file at random to cull and label.  Far more exciting.

I took this picture of an auricula in September 2014 at one of my favourite haunts, the alpine house at RHS Rosemoor.   This photo certainly has its failings.  The leading lady is not well centred, a spent flower mars its immaculate beauty whilst a perfect bloom has been cropped at the bottom.  What may well be an out of focus corydalis is suspended in the top left corner.  I could pretend these faults were all intentional, that I had spent a long time setting up the shot to tell a story.  That the haze of blue provided both enigma and texture, the shrivelled flower symbolised the ephemeral nature of the world and the skewy shot was to illustrate that there is no need to be centre stage to make an impact in life.  I doubt I could get it past you though.  Yes, it was a hurried snap.  Yet again I was over-whelmed by my enthusiasm for the plant to the detriment of the picture. But I quite like it.  Perfection is so boring.

The Great Photo Archive Project – Zauschneria californica

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Zauschneria californica, another one of those names that needs a long run up.  Actually I wouldn’t recommend attempting it without the use of a safety harness.  Perhaps we will be safer using its common name and you can choose from either the California or the Hummingbird fuchsia.  To be honest this plant is not very popular with me, we have history.  When I saw this photo again I couldn’t for a moment put a name to this exotic bloom.  When I eventually remembered, it sent a shiver up my spine.  How could I forget the many unhappy hours I have spent digging this character out of borders and tearing it out of walls before it had the chance to flower?   The truth is that I was so intent on disliking it for its thuggish behaviour that didn’t see its beauty. Really, these lessons learnt in retrospect are very demeaning.