Last week marked the grand occasion of the inaugural Rolling a Half Barrel Up a Steep Hill Championships at the Farm. For those of you who have never attempted this feat, I can assure you that it is an extremely demanding and dangerous sport, both physically and emotionally. The barrel has a contrary tenancy toContinue reading “Barrel Rolling”
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Understanding
Although on the whole I cannot praise my choice of career enough, I have to admit that gardening can sometimes be a lonely pursuit, especially for us jobbing gardeners. Literally this is often true, the nature of the job means we work alone on a regular basis, but also spiritually – the opportunity to shareContinue reading “Understanding”
Intoxicated
Another warm and wonderful spring day on Planet Edge. It was spent planting the accumulated purchases that have been stockpiled by Lavinia, in the way us acquisitive types tend to do. Her taste is of course impeccable, including the delightfully dark Penstemon “Blackberrry”, Achillea “Cerise Queen” (from experience more Boudica than Fairy), a yet toContinue reading “Intoxicated”
Bad Dreams are Made of This
I am a prolific and adventurous dreamer, both sleeping and awake. Last night I had one of my more traumatic nocturnal episodes, an energetic feature-length sci-fi thriller, involving aggressive aliens (in the guise of humans, it could be anyone, trust no-one) pursuing me through city and country all the while attempting to shoot me withContinue reading “Bad Dreams are Made of This”
Ouch
Top Tip: Don’t forget to check your tree stakes and ties on a regular basis.
Rediscovering my Sowjo
The weather forecast for today was “starting dire later becoming horrendous”. So being the eminently sensible person that I am, I shuffled Lionel and Lucinda to a sunny Tuesday and planned for a wet catch up day at base camp. As these things so often happen, we woke to a dry and singularly non-threatening morning. Continue reading “Rediscovering my Sowjo”
Tree Following – Plumping Up
It is not my imagination, there is definitely some plumping up going on in Larchland (the one of undoubted European descent). Only a faithful follower would notice the subtle swelling of the dormant buds, the aura of awakening. Only a true devotee would peer so closely, with such optimism and growing impatience. However, as PhilContinue reading “Tree Following – Plumping Up”
Bad Company
Lucinda and Lionel are not bad people, they have just got in with the wrong crowd. They are sharing their lives with thugs, delinquents and ne’er-do-wells, a veritable band of rogues. I can understand the attraction of these villains, they are powerful, persistent and often glamorous, they promise vigour and strength. They are enchanting andContinue reading “Bad Company”
Life
Today I was mesmerised by the sight of tadpoles, warmed by the spring sun, wiggle their way out of their jelly gaols. This was their first fight, the struggle to escape their bounds. There will be many more battles and few will live to maturity. To watch this spectacle was incredible, a first for meContinue reading “Life”
Essence
Essence of daffodil.