This morning Lord and Lady Mantle introduced me to three giant cacti, wondering where we could fit them into their planting scheme. Not quite sure where they will best slot into the general “Game of Thrones meets The Only Way is Essex” ambience. Lord Mantle was looking fine in his natty hat though.
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Six on Saturday – Mind Control
Until about an hour ago I was definitely not going to partake in Six on Saturday today. I was strong. I was recalcitrant. I would not be bowed. Exactly who does that Propagator chappy think he is anyway? Controlling my Saturdays, forcing me to go outside into the big outdoors, rummaging around in my gardenContinue reading “Six on Saturday – Mind Control”
Oops
Oh dear.
Six on Saturday – Stormzy and Soggzy
Of course it was too good to be true. Last week was the intruder, the uninvited guest who agitated the party, whipping up the mob, charming us into believing we could have better. But we can’t. This is the south-west of the UK. It rains. It blows. We have residual webbed feet. I shouldContinue reading “Six on Saturday – Stormzy and Soggzy”
Messy
This photo of an emergent azalea was a lucky take when a glimpse of sunlight hit. It feels as if it was a singular event. Otherwise it was rain and hail with the odd episode of torrential. It has been a long and very messy day. I am now going to eat chocolate. ThisContinue reading “Messy”
Fair Weather
Just to put you at your ease Lady Mantle, I will not be naming names. All I am going to say is that after tea break only one person returned with me out into the garden, into the deluge and the storm and battled the ferocious monsters that had been summoned up by the weatherContinue reading “Fair Weather”
Trending Too
After chasing a bee around wind-blown lavender for two incredibly tedious minutes, a previous announcement in a post Trending sprung to mind. This may run and run.
Six on Saturday – Bunnies
Happy Six on Saturday Easter! Or should that be Happy Easter Six on Saturday? Whichever, I hope your Easter is a good one, whether or not you partake in this weekly rite. Not sure what I am on about? Nothing new there then. It may all become a little clearer if you visit The EasterContinue reading “Six on Saturday – Bunnies”
Carnage
Another day, another company, another courier. Today I will try to salvage the poor lupins that were crushed into an undersized box and left to their fate. Replacements are apparently now on their way, but still I despair. Is it me?
Shameless
Shameless? Perhaps. Or maybe a case of any port in a storm. Not quite safe enough though.